I was giving a computer literacy course to some older professors at a local community college. After I described how to open a program by clicking on the icon, one of the older ladies placed the mouse on the screen, clicked the incorrect mouse button, then complained that I was a horrible teacher when the program failed to open.
"Remove that chain from your neck and rejoin us once more as a wild dog!"
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You should see how she hails a cab.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
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"You're a wizard, hairy."
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They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.