My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
hes just sad hes not getting any
haha we were having a beach themed party and this guy came normal clothes and just stood around and tried to fit in....
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