Better than snow angels
We were looking out the window to see if it was still snowing and we saw this on the patio in front of our dorm. A few minutes later someone added a vein, and I'm pretty sure there was a mouth above it behind the light
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.