I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Dammit Doc, the flux capacitor is out again...
Pulled up to a light at school and witnessed the glory
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.