It's even better than Johnny Warder.

"Gretchen, NO!"

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

You should see how she hails a cab.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.