Don Vito is lucky he's on MTV and normal rules of social conduct don't apply to him.
"Our Prison Rules Composite. The only rules in prison rules is that there are no rules."
When you're a part-time lifeguard, you make the rules.
Don Vito lets out a screech, and can then begin his mating dance.
The 4 bags of mulch called shotgun. Rules are rules.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."