Menage-a-tortoise

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274