I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
if he only knew they were all actually cops (that guy)
me and my buddies were hanging out at the beach when a group of girls walked up to us and asked us to take a picture... my two buddies were out in the water and couldn't help but make this picture... after I took it I asked about their hats, and they info
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.