Picture It's surprising more Gladiators didn't use the joust stick as a phallus. Maybe the show would still be on.
Picture "... no more "Mother's Maiden Name" security questions." And that's how TheWolfMan's decree became law.
Picture Yeah, we're selling the car cheap because it's owner died of a heart attack last year. It's a shame, he was only 32. Yeah, single. Anyway, she's barely got any miles on her - only went to the 7/11 and back.
Picture This is rumored to be the bar tab of Iron Maiden, but it's actually from a concert attendee trying to forget that he paid $30 for an Iron Maiden show.