"I don't even know whose dog this is... I blacked out before we left for the next party."
The dog is the one who's actually going to the bathroom.
Al Bundy the dog.
"You know what, if you find the dog I'll knock $3 off the drum set. Or not. Whatever."
This dog knows all the choreography to every song by Soulja Boy.
You know, for when your dog is lounging on the couch and needs that free paw to handle the remote.