While taking this picture, I rear ended his car.
"Now I'm probably going to get rear ended on a daily basis."
"Unfortunately she wasnt in the car. . ."
To be fair Batman was saving a dog in a car. Unfortunately, the dog turned out to be Chewbacca.
Unfortunately the Escalade just transforms a lot of money into gas.
Unfortunately, the cheese fell off and ended up smothering him to death.