I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
Newspaper Prank
We decided to cover my roommate's room in newspaper. Whenever he discovered it, we all had a good laugh and cleaned it up. It took seven trash bags and five Wal-Mart bags to get rid of all the newspaper.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.