Someone took the term "Fortress of Solitude" a little too literally.
"To my Thicket of Solitude we go! Oh yeah, down the stairs to the basement and hang a right at the dryer."
The fortress is secure.
Remember Fortress Maximus, the Transformer who turned into a city?
Guys, I hate to bring this up but while we were posing the enemy captured our intelligence again. Maybe we should get back to work.
Walk of shame! Walk of shame!