Picture "Chuck Norris donated $2,000 to President Bush's campaign in 2004. That $2,000 was to ensure Chuck Norris had the right to 'Live Free and Roundhouse-Kick"
Picture Mike Huckabee could run away with the ironic vote if he picks Chuck Norris as his running mate.
Picture "This is Chuck Norris' house in the Bahamas." It's apparently in stealth mode - you can't see any of his missile silos or machine gun nests.