My friend lost his tooth with an Airsoft gun and then got drunk and shaved his beard to look like Joe Dirt....

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts