The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
It must be nice to hit on a girl at a party and leave with her Xbox Live gamertag.
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Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
