They must make a ton of money on their Cheese Doodles appetizer.
We just figured, hey, the only thing that could make dogs better is if they were also motorcycles.
If women ever figured out how to weaponize girls making out, they could take over the world.
The look on their little faces when they unwrap their stapler for the first time is just priceless.
If he didn't smile there's really not much more they could do, except maybe try it with a dude.
They spent all their honeymoon money on an arcade instead.