They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
There's nothing more goth than holding the handicap bathroom bar at a Wendys.
It's a shame the Goth accordian genre never really caught on.
Goth community, I challenge you to make hula hoops sad. I know you can do this.
He fills the black void in his heart left by his absent father with the darkest of creatures: cats.
Kids ask the darndest questions: sex edition!