I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Streeter Lives the Dream
His dream was to have a sick ponytail.
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Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
