Picture "It was the kid's birthday. He got pretty wasted and went into the late night dining hall and drank a half a bottle of olive oil. Then, he poured the rest on himself. Then, he took random people's drinks and poured them on his head. He ended up falling an
Picture "2 in the afternoon and this guy stumbles past our table. This is no joke, and was not staged. He was like this for 10 minutes until his buddies moved him. He never fell, never moved."
Picture "The next morning he had to take a train back home where his parents picked him up and took him to the doctor for his broken foot. He was still covered in spray paint."