Who let my dad into the inauguration?

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness