Blue Balls and Cookie Whores
That's what happens you bake while sexually frustrated.
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Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.