"Lovin' It" for 15 minutes is no longer on the dollar menu.
When your ass is touching the bench, it's no longer plumber's crack.
"Only at GVSU can you play Duck Hunt on the shitter"
The dog is the one who's actually going to the bathroom.
Is Goatse guy no longer the most famous Internet celebrity?
"It seems that Chinese restaurants are no longer the only places serving pussy."