"Yeah, it's St. Patty's Day, everyone's Irish tonight!"

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip