"This guy fixed his car with paper mache. He must be an art teacher." Or an 8-year-old girl.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Well, think it.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth