Finally teenagers can slam a bat into something with real value.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip