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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.




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Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.