Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Little Boy Knows the Score
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Art School Boner Memorial
You know what he wants
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Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
