Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
Art School Boner Memorial
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Shotglass Collection
Shotglass Collection. That is not even all of it. There was still a box or two to be opened up. rnrnTexas A&M GalvestonrnTarleton State University
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Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
