So you can look good "Doing it"

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness