Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
U.S. In Danger
How are the troops going to protect us when their R.V. is stuck in the mud?
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.