It's even creepier for the two Asian girls sitting across from him. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Paul Ley on February 5, 2009 See More subway asians so lonely More By Paul Ley View Profile This is funny to me. Oreo Matthew McConaughey has never stood up completely straight in his life. My guess: crippling scoliosis. Recommended Comments () Picture I get it. It's funny cause he's asian. Picture According to the uploader, this one comes from "Ontario Place in Toronto, some asian festival with dragons and shit." Picture That Guy's praying his parent's arranged for him to dance with one of these girls. Picture Little Asian girls were all over him all night. Picture Ridiculous Asian Wedding Gown Picture Now it's even creepier that you have a crush on her. Comments ()