Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
Little Boy Knows the Score
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Scumbag Adele
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I'd turn on the stereo, but it would shatter all of the windows.
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Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.