Picture "Mama tigress had premature tiger babies that died and she got depressed. So the zoo decided to replace them with pigs and fool the mom by dressing them in tiger skins."
Picture The pork company couldn't figured out why their new "FunMeatz!" campaign wasn't winning back vegetarians as planned.
Picture The cat's sinking its claws into the pig's cerebrum in order to control it. Imagine the power!