I got bored at "S"
Ever since graduation it 's just sat on its mom's couch eating Oreos and Bugles.
Wait for him to pass out, then add an 'S' to like and an 'N' to me.
Really, at this point just go the extra inch and add the 's.
And now that she has reached the highest point of existence, she can become one with the earth.
The only joke here is that they're out of alphabetical order.