Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
"This is from Star Wars?"
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
I'm really not sure what all is going on in this pic...but I like it.
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Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.