Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
Scumbag Adele
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
I don't get why this is funny. ME WANT BOOBIES!
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.