Mother Dearest was unwise not to let me watch Dora the Explorer.
Mother shant be keeping me on this formula milk much longer, shant you mother?
She just burned that boy's house to smithereens for saying she had cooties.
"Mommy, what does that sign say?" - little kid on his way to Sunday School.
Dad, please don't pick me up at school anymore. I know it's far, I'll just walk.
Someone looks a little too happy to be going to Hore School.