Mini Keg Stand

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth