Real life "Dead Rising?" Where my baseball bat and soccer ball?

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur