Picture "I snuck into the cage at a UFC fight and managed to get my picture taken with the ring girls, they were all just looking at me like 'who the hell is this kid,' but I jumped in the picture anyway."
Picture "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome."
Picture "Ben lost a bet to someone else on our floor, so he had to get a real homemade tattoo on his ass! I bet you can guess who he lost the bet to." What was the bet?