I'd like to meet the potato that produced that french fry and shake his hand.
French Fry is growing up so damn fast, just the other day he was singing the "keep your eyes on the fries" jingle and now apparently he's "too old" for it.
This makes the Big Mac look like a quiche.
This is actually a short curly fry to the rich and powerful.
Inconveniently located between Cold Stone and the free french fry hut.
"We all were amused by the longest fry, until one guy grabbed it and ate in one bite."