All the more reason to not get drunk on a fourth grade field trip.
"Yeah, guys, let's not invite Grace to any more parties."
You know, a wise man once said, "Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up"
Who needs food when you have girls and beer? Besides everybody.
"What you do when your ex pisses you off and you still owe her $100?" Not pay her back.
I'll take as many cookies as you have on you right now. Then 3 more boxes so you have to come back.