If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
How do you explain to the rental company that your car just neutered a deer?
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Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
