How do you explain to the rental company that your car just neutered a deer? « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture February 13, 2009 See More car deer nuts rental car genitals Recommended Comments () Picture Hypothetically speaking, what do you think would happen if you hit a deer at, say, 70 miles per hour? Hypothetically. Picture This (live) deer is stuck on top of a train going 45 miles per hour. What do you think is going through his head? Picture Just give it a chance. Once you go deer, you don't go back. Picture I don't think that's how deer actually mate. The real thing is much more hilarious. Picture You guys are going to have me neutered? Oh, those vets are so overpriced, I'll just do it myself. Picture You haven't been cheating? Then how do you explain this bottle cap I found in your pocket when I was doing laundry? Comments ()