Picture Chuck Norris as a kid. Yes, Chuck Norris was born before the 90's but also he's ageless so this caption does make sense.
Picture He's actually having a minor heart attack right now and lost complete functional control of his face.
Picture This is why you should always keep guns around while drinking. (update: Blue wrote in to let us know "the ferret is still alive and well. If it was not, I would have been shot by at least one of those guns.")