My freshman year of college, my ginger roommate bought some alcohol before he went home one weekend. When he left, my friends on my floor and I emptied his clear raspberry vodka into another bottle and replaced it with salt water (so that it wouldn't freeze) and put it back in the freezer. A week or two later, he and his friends were sitting around our room, drinking salt... Read More »
Why is it on all other nights we eat either freeze dried tortillas or thermostabilized beef packets, but tonight only thermostabilized beef packets?
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