Who says Canada isn't good for anything?

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

You should see how she hails a cab.

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"