Duct tape fixes all problems, like your friends being able to defend themselves.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Well, think it.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.