Mike Huckabee could run away with the ironic vote if he picks Chuck Norris as his running mate.
Only a stuffy Econ professor could possibly think Charles Bronson could kick Chuck Norris' ass.
"This is Obama's plan to save the economy."
American Gladiators' Wolf is the new Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' only kryptonite? You guessed it, OJ Simpson.
"Chuck Norris probably doesn't approve of the theft of Chuck Norris"