"I had sex with my roommates girlfriend while he was away one weekend. I didn't know how to break it to him ... for some prespective this picture was taken from an 11th story window and the lamp post is 12 feet tall."

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.